My 7-year adjustable rate mortgage is expiring next year, so I thought that I'd call my bank to see if I could refinance
my loan.
I filled out all the paperwork and answered all their questions, but I was rejected.
I decided to rewrite a song that was popular in the 1970's and then I called up the bank again and sang it to them over
the phone, thinking it would change their mind.
They laughed, but said my application was still rejected. What am I going to do now?
If you change your mind, I’m the first in line money's al-most
free Re-fi-nance for me If you need me, let me know, gonna be around If you’ve got no place to go, if you’re
feeling down If you’re all alone when the pretty birds have flown money's al-most free Re-fi-nance for me Gonna
do my very best and it ain’t no lie If you put me to the test, if you let me try
Re-fi-nance for me (that’s all I ask of you - money) Re-fi-nance
for me
rate is ad-van-cing, loan clerk is balk-ing, as long as we’re together Listen
to some music, maybe just talking, get to know you better ’cos you know I’ve got So much that I wanna do,
when I scheme my new loan from you It’s magic You want me to leave it there, filled out the questionnaire But
I think you know That I can’t let go
If you change your mind, I’m the first in line money's al-most
free Re-fi-nance for me If you need me, let me know, gonna be around If you’ve got no place to go, if you’re
feeling down If you’re all alone when the pretty birds have flown money's al-most free Re-fi-nance for me Gonna
do my very best and it ain’t no lie If you put me to the test, if you let me try
Re-fi-nance for me (come on, give me a break will you? ) Re-fi-nance
for me
Oh you can take your time baby, I’m in no hurry, know I’m gonna
get you You don’t wanna hurt me, baby don’t worry, I ain’t gonna let you Let me tell you now My job
is strong enough to last when things are rough It’s magic You say that I waste my time but I can’t get one
point from prime No I can’t let go ’cos I want you so
If you change your mind, I’m the first in line money's al-most
free Re-fi-nance for me If you need me, let me know, gonna be around If you’ve got no place to go, if you’re
feeling down If you’re all alone when the pretty birds have flown money's al-most free Re-fi-nance for me Gonna
do my very best, baby can’t you see Gotta put me to the test, Re-fi-nance for me (re-fi-nance, re-fi-nance, Re-fi-nance
for me)
Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa money's al-most free Re-fi-nance
for me Gonna do my very best, baby can’t you see Gotta put me to the test, Re-fi-nance for me (re-fi-nance,
re-fi-nance, Re-fi-nance for me)
Ba ba ba ba baa, ba ba ba ba baa ba-ba money's al-most free Re-fi-nance
for me
