Can't read my, Can't read my No he can't read-a my da-ta-base...
Lady Gaga was an excellent database administrator, who was often seen scribbling song lyrics on yellow Post-It
pads while generating usage statistics, building schemas, monitoring access attempts, resetting passwords, setting permissions, chasing
down the root cause of failed scripts, timeouts, bottlenecks, locked tables, failed backups, and other DBA kinds of things.
Her producers looked at these lyrics, which were later rewritten in her successful hit Poker Face, and suggested
to her that she needed to spend less time in the IT shop and concentrate instead on building up an image of an over-the-top
entertainer. The rest was history.
Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah
I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays Fold em' let em' hit me raise
it baby stay with me (I love it) Love game intuition play the cards with Spades to start And after he's been hooked
I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh,
oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my, Can't read my No he can't
read-a my da-ta-base (she’s got me like nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read-a my da-ta-base (she’s
got me like nobody)
I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love
it) Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh,
oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh I'll get him hot,
show him what I've got
Can't read my, Can't read my No he can't read-a my da-ta-base (she’s got me like
nobody) Can't read my, Can't read my No he can't read-a my da-ta-base (she’s got me like nobody)
I won't tell you that
I love you Kiss or hug you Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning Just
like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand cause
I'm marvelous
Can't read my, Can't read my No he can't read-a my da-ta-base (she’s got me like nobody) Can't
read my, Can't read my No he can't read-a my da-ta-base (she’s got me like nobody)
Can't read my, Can't
read my No he can't read-a my da-ta-base (she’s got me like nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he
can't read-a my da-ta-base (she’s got me like nobody)
Can't read my, Can't read my No he can't read-a
my da-ta-base (she’s got me like nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read-a my da-ta-base (she’s
got to love nobody)
