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Game of Chance (Bad Romance, Lady Gaga)
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Your code is ugly
From both your pc's
I want your code to zing
When you work for me...
I want your code
Code-code-code
I want your code
 
Lady Gaga did such a good job as a database administrator that she got promoted to the head of the software development department. She would take the "slower" programmers into her office and sing this song to them, hoping that they would speed up their programming efforts and write more code with fewer bugs. The programmers would often laugh, and most of them would later quit.
 
Her producers told her that normal people don't understand computer programming, don't understand that the job of a software manager is to beat programmers up and rub their mistakes into their face, or at least do not want to hear popular songs about Software Managers singing to worthless programmers. She later re-wrote the song, and the rest was history.

Game of Chance
 
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Code is a game of chance
 
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Code is a game of chance
 
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
is a game of chance
 
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
is a game of chance
 
Your code is ugly
From both your pc's
I want your code to zing
When you work for me
I want your code
Code-code-code
I want your code
 
I want your drama
The touch of your hand
I want your leather studded com-pu-ter screen
And I want your code
Code-code-code
I want your code
Code-code-code
I want your code
 
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I know your code,a game of chance
 
Refrain
I want your coding
And I want your revenge
You and me still play a game of chance
I want your coding
All your code is revenge
You and me still play a game of chance
 
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Code is a game of chance
 
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Code is a game of chance
 
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
is a game of chance
 
I want your horror
I want your design
‘Cause you’re a criminal
As long as your mine
I want your code
Code-code-code
I want your code
 
I want your psycho
Your wi-re-less click
Want you in my room
When your software is sick
I want your code
Code-code-code
I want your code
Code-code-code
I want your code
 
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I know your code,a game of chance
 
I want your coding
And I want your revenge
You and me still play a game of chance
I want your coding
All your code is revenge
You and me still play a game of chance
 
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Code is a game of chance
 
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Code is a game of chance
 
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
is a game of chance
 
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
is a game of chance
 
Code code function baby
Code it
Move that code crazy
Code code function baby
Code it
Move that code crazy
Code code function baby
Code it
Move that code crazy
Code code function baby
Code it
Imma code freak baby
 
I want your code
And I want your revenge
I want your code
I don’t wanna be friends
 
(The Same But In French)
 
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Code is a game of chance
 
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Code is a game of chance
 
I want your coding
And I want your revenge
You and me still play a game of chance
I want your coding
and all your code is revenge
You and me still play a game of chance
 
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Code is a game of chance
 
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Code is a game of chance
 
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Code is a game of chance
 

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