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All Over the World, 2008 version (by ELO)

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It  might come from PCs far across the sea...
Everybody everywhere is getting SPAM tonight

http://midi.homemusician.net/files/electric_light_orchestra/all_over_the_world.mid

Everybody all around the world, gotta tell you what I just heard
There's gonna be a "medz sale" all over the world...
I got a message on the Internet, but where it came from I won't place a bet
And I get this freaking SPAM from all over the world
 
Chorus:
All over the world, everybody got the word
Everybody everywhere is getting SPAM tonight
 
Everybody walkin' down the street, everybody now has to press "delete"
They're gonna get SPAMMED in the U.S.A. (New York, Detroit, L.A.)
It might come from PCs far across the sea, everybody gets SPAMMED along with me
They likely get SPAMMED down in gay Pareee
 
Chorus:
All over the world, everybody got the word
Everybody everywhere is getting SPAM tonight
 
(Instrumental break)
London, Hamburg, Paris, Rome, Rio, Hong Kong, Tokyo
L.A., New York, Amsterdam, Monte Carlo, Shard End* and
 
Chorus:
All over the world, everybody got the word
Everybody everywhere is getting SPAM tonight
 
Everybody all around the world, gets the mail that just can't be deterred
Everybody walkin' down the street, Will have to press the button marked "delete"
Everybody gonna have to spend time, deleting "slime" till the daylight
 
Chorus:
All over the world, everybody got the word
Everybody everywhere is getting SPAM tonight
 
All over the world, everybody got the word (repeats 3x)

*From Wikipedia, Shard End is an area of Birmingham, England... Jeff Lynne of Electric Light Orchestra fame grew up in a council house (public housing) at 368 Shard End Crescent in Shard End.

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