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Doggy Doo (Xanadu, by ELO)

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We stepped in doggy doo...
 
Perhaps the worst video of all time deserves the worst re-written song lyrics, of all time..

Doggy Doo
 
A place where all the dogs dared to go
The step that we came to know
We stepped in doggy doo
 
And now
Open your eyes and see
What they have made is real
We are in doggy doo
 
A million pets advancing
And here we stand
In the no man's land
An everlasting scent
And it's stuck to me
Eternally
 
doggy doo, doggy doo -oo -ooh,
(now it is here)
In doggy doo
doggy doo, doggy doo -oo -ooh,
(now it is here)
In doggy doo
 
doggy doo, you stick to my shoe (it's true)
Like glue, doggy doo
 
Oh no!
The echoes of long ago
You needed the world to know
We are in doggy doo
 
The scream
That lasted a million years
That lived on through all the tears
I stepped in doggy doo
 
A million pets advancing
And here we stand
In the no man's land
An everlasting scent
And it's stuck to me
Eternally
 
doggy doo, doggy doo -oo -ooh,
(now it is here)
In doggy doo
doggy doo, doggy doo -oo -ooh,
(now it is here)
In doggy doo
 
Now that it's here
Now that you're near to doggy doo
Now that it's here
Now that you're near to doggy doo
doggy doo...

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