And now, the end is near; And so I face the auction ending. My friend, I'll say it clear, I'll
state my case, how much I'm spending.
I've paid a price that's full. I've filled out each and ev'ry survey; And more,
much more than this, I bid on e-bay.
Regrets, I've had a few; But then again, too few to mention. I did what I had to do And
saw it through without exemption.
I planned each charted course; Each careful step along the pay-way, But more, much more than
this, I bid on e-bay.
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew When I bit off more than I could chew. But through
it all, when there was doubt, I upped my bid and sent it out. I faced it all and I stood tall; And bid on e-bay.
I've loved, I've laughed and cried. I've had my fill; my share of losing. And now, as tears
subside, I find it all so amusing.
To think I did all that; And may I say - paid with no de-lay, No, oh no not me, I bid on
e-bay.
For what is a man, what has he got? If second place, then he has naught. To bid on things,
to make some deals; And not over-priced, au-to-mo-biles. The record shows I took the blows - And bid on e-bay!
