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Bad Kind of Loan (Bad to the Bone)
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On the day I was made, the bankers all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder, at the paperwork mound
The head clerk spoke up, and she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away, that I was a bad kind of loan
Bad kind of loan
Bad kind of loan
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad kind of loan
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad kind of loan
 
I broke a thousand banks, before I met you
I'll break a thousand more baby, before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
I'm taking your money, I'm a bad kind of loan
Bad kind of loan
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad kind of loan
 
I make Fannie Mae beg, I'll make a good broker steal
I'll make investors blush, and make Freddie Mac kneel.
I wanna be yours pretty baby, yours and yours alone
I'm taking your money, I'm a bad kind of loan
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad kind of loan

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