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This re-write of C is for Cookie was rejected by Sesame Street producers as being "not understandable" by children. It was written on the back of a napkin, in a bar, by a computer programmer who had too much to drink, and who had lost a bar bet.
 
 

"C" Is For Coding
as sung by Coding Monster
written by Joe Raposo*
 
spoken parts in brackets
 
[Now what starts with the letter C?
Coding starts with C
Let's think of other things
That starts with C
Oh, who cares about the other things?]
 
C is for coding, that's good enough for me
C is for coding, that's good enough for me
C is for coding, that's good enough for me
Oh, coding, coding, coding's best with C
 
C is for coding, that's good enough for me
C is for coding, that's good enough for me
C is for coding, that's good enough for me
Oh, coding, coding, coding's best with C
 
[Hey you know what?
A round C-D with one bite out of it
Looks like a C
A round D-V-D with one bite out of it
Also looks like a C
But it is not as good as me coding
Oh and the moon sometimes looks like a C
But you can't code there, so ... ]
 
C is for coding, that's good enough for me, yeah!
C is for coding, that's good enough for me
C is for coding, that's good enough for me
Oh, coding, coding, coding's best with C, yeah!
Coding, coding, coding's best with C, oh boy!
Coding, coding, coding's best with C!
 
(Coding Monster codes the routine)
Umm-umm-umm-umm-umm
 
*From Wikipedia
 
Joseph Guilherme Raposo Jr., OIH (February 8, 1937 – February 5, 1989) was a Portuguese-American composer, songwriter, pianist, television writer and lyricist, best known for his work on the children's television series Sesame Street, for which he wrote the theme song, as well as classic songs such as "Bein' Green" and "C is for Cookie". He also wrote music for television shows such as The Electric Company, Shining Time Station and the sitcom Three's Company, including its theme song. In addition to these works, Raposo also composed extensively for the Dr. Seuss productions Halloween Is Grinch Night, Pontoffel Pock, Where Are You? and The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat.
Early life and career
 
Raposo was born in Fall River, Massachusetts, the only child of Portuguese immigrant parents Joseph Soares Raposo and Maria da Ascen��o Vitorino Raposo. He was a graduate of Harvard College, class of 1958, where he was well known for writing the scores for several Hasty Pudding shows.
Raposo worked in musical theater both before and after his work for The Children's Television Workshop and Sesame Street; musical theater was where he first encountered future collaborator Jim Henson. According to Jonathan Schwartz, during the mid-1960s, before Sesame Street, Raposo performed side music in piano bars in Boston to make ends meet, and also served as pianist and music director for a jazz trio working at WNAC Channel 7, Boston. Upon hearing Raposo's musical skill, Schwartz claims in his autobiography he urged Raposo to give up piano bar playing in Boston and "take his [self] to New York". Raposo's decision to take Schwartz's suggestion and move to New York in 1965 eventually led him to his fated meeting with Henson, to Sesame Street, and towards international fame.
He was the musical supervisor and arranger for the original Broadway run of You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, and contributed additional music to that play. He was also responsible for the memorable theme music for New York City television station WABC-TV's The 4:30 Movie; the piece, called "Moving Pictures," was also used for the station's other movie shows, and subsequently by ABC's other owned-and-operated stations.
 
Sesame Street
 
Raposo is best known for the songs he wrote for Sesame Street from its beginning in 1969 through the mid-1970s, and also for a time in the 1980s. He wrote the "Sesame Street Theme" various versions of which have opened every episode as well as many of its most popular songs, such as "Bein' Green," "Sing," "C is for Cookie" and "ABC-DEF-GHI." Most of the music used in Sesame Street's film segments was also written and often sung by Raposo.
 
Joe Raposo was very fond of highly caloric sweets according to many who knew him. One favorite food of his, according to one of his children, was cookies. It has been rumored the Wheel-Eating Monster created for commercial advertisers in the Sixties by Jim Henson may have been altered by Henson specifically into a "cookie" monster after Henson observed Raposo's unusual propensity for cookies; this has never been substantiated. Raposo was actually the first puppeteer to operate the Cookie Monster on television for Sesame Street. Characteristically, his widow Pat Collins-Sarnoff celebrated his life with a milk and cookies reception

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