Old Lady: Excuse Me.
Hip Dude: Watch it, lady!
Old Lady: Pardon me, sonny!
(music plays a little louder now as he sings to the camera)
Hip Dude: Driving on the street
Can you dig the steady beat?
It's the freeway
All: freeway!
Bert: Moving right along
Hear the rhythm loud and strong
It's
the freeway
All: freeway!
Man With Mustache: 'Cause there isn't any room in this town
Prairie Dawn: All the cars are packed as they move around
Cop: Hey I just got passed
By a car that's super-fast
On the freeway
All: freeway!
All: (talking at once)
Bert: Uh, excuse me...
Lady in Fur: You should say you're sorry!
Bert: Hi, Kermit.
Man With Mustache: Squeeze inside the lane
Little Boy: There's no room, its insane
Both: On the freeway
All: freeway!
Hip Dude: No place to take a nap...
Lady: I'm gonna move, I see a gap!
Both: On the freeway
All: freeway!
Prairie Dawn: If you're in a hurry, pedal press!
Kermit: A great way to relieve all your stress
Red-Haired Man With Mustache: Passing to and fro
It's the
only way to go
On the freeway
All: freeway!
Ohhhhh.....
Kermit: My exit just went by
All: Ohhhhh...
Prairie Dawn: I'm so scared I just might cry
All: Ohhhhh....
Hip Dude: Its so fast, I could die
All: Anyway, everyway, anywhere
Bert: Packed inside these lanes
Its too crowded to complain
On the freeway
All: freeway!
Old Woman: You could lose your purse
[Or you might lose something worse...]
On the freeway
All: freeway!
Hip guy: Its the biggest travel bargain in town
Yet Another Woman: The longest running show aboveground
Man With Mustache: Come on, don't collide
You'll get taken for a ride
On the freeway
Kermit: Where's that?
All: On the freeway!
Prairie Dawn: If you're in a hurry, pedal press
Kermit: A great way to relieve all your stress
All: Sweat dripping from your brow
Take a ride thats super-wow
On the freeway!
On the freeway!
On
the freeway!
On the freeway!
On the freeway!
Ohhhh.....
