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Another One Bites the Dust (2009 version)

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In this version, a man named Steve walks 'warily down the street', planting foreclosure signs apparently at random...
 
 
 
Another One Bites the Dust, 2009 version
 
Steve walks warily down the street,
With "the sign" held way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
Fore-clo-sure ready to go
Are you ready, Are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
up to the doorway and pound the stick
To the sound of the beat

Chorus
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, He's gonna get me too
Another one bites the dust
 
How do you think I'm going to get along,
Without cash, when it's gone
You took me for everything that I had,
And kicked me out on my own
 
Are you happy, are you satisfied
How long can you stand the heat
Up to the doorway and pound the stick
To the sound of the beat

Chorus
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man
And bring him to the ground
You can beat him
You can cheat him
You can treat him bad and leave him
When he's down
But I'm ready, yes I'm ready for you
I'm standing on my own two feet
up to my doorway and pound the stick
To the sound of the beat

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