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The Song of the Count
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Sometimes I sit and count all day
The billions we are just giv-ing a-way

 
The Song of the Count
 
You know that I am called the Coun-t
Because I really love to coun-t
Sometimes I sit and count all day
The billions we are just giv-ing a-way
 
I count slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster
Once I've started counting it's really hard to stop
Faster, faster. It is so exciting!
I could count forever, the cash that congress drops
 
1! 2! 3! 4!
1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4
1-2 I love counting, whatever the amount
1! 2! 3! 4! hey ya-ya-ya hey ya-ya-ya
1-2-3-4 1-2 that's the song of the count
 
I count the investors without cash
I count the jobless as the markets crash
I count the coun-tries getting nukes
Special interest groups make me want to puke
 
I count slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster
Once I've started counting it's really hard to stop
Faster, faster. It is so exciting!
I could count forever, the cash that congress drops
 
1! 2! 3! 4!
1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4
1-2 I love counting, whatever the amount
1! 2! 3! 4! hey ya-ya-ya hey ya-ya-ya
1-2-3-4 1-2 that's the song of the count

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