There aren't too many songs written about configuring computer firewalls, and for good reason...
Great Walls of Fire
You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain Too many ports drives a man insane You broke my
will, oh what a thrill Goodness gracious great walls of fire
[band joins]
I learned to love all the proxy-based rules You came along and you broke all my tools I changed
my mind, looking fine Goodness gracious great walls of fire
Shield me baba, woo.....it feels good Hold me baba, learn to let me set you like good soft-ware
should You're fine, so kind Got to set the rules that de- fine fine fine fine-ine
Attacker fails and made to look dumb I'm really nervous but it sure is fun Come on baba, you
drive me crazy Goodness gracious great walls of fire
[piano solo]
Well shield me baba, woo-oooooo....it feels good Hold me baba I want to set you like good
soft-ware should You're fine, so kind Got to set the rules that de- fine fine fine fine-ine
Attacker fails and made to look dumb I'm real nervous 'cause it sure is fun Come on baba,
you drive me crazy Goodness gracious great walls of fire
[guitar solo]
[piano solo]
[guitar and piano jam]
I say goodness gracious great walls of fire...oooh..