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Great Walls of Fire (Great Balls of Fire, Jerry Lee Lewis)

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Goodness gracious great walls of fire
 
There aren't too many songs written about configuring computer firewalls, and for good reason...

Great Walls of Fire
 
You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too many ports drives a man insane
You broke my will, oh what a thrill
Goodness gracious great walls of fire
 
[band joins]
 
I learned to love all the proxy-based rules
You came along and you broke all my tools
I changed my mind, looking fine
Goodness gracious great walls of fire
 
Shield me baba, woo.....it feels good
Hold me baba, learn to let me set you like good soft-ware should
You're fine, so kind
Got to set the rules that de- fine fine fine fine-ine
 
Attacker fails and made to look dumb
I'm really nervous but it sure is fun
Come on baba, you drive me crazy
Goodness gracious great walls of fire
 
[piano solo]
 
Well shield me baba, woo-oooooo....it feels good
Hold me baba
I want to set you like good soft-ware should
You're fine, so kind
Got to set the rules that de- fine fine fine fine-ine
 
Attacker fails and made to look dumb
I'm real nervous 'cause it sure is fun
Come on baba, you drive me crazy
Goodness gracious great walls of fire
 
[guitar solo]
 
[piano solo]
 
[guitar and piano jam]
 
I say goodness gracious great walls of fire...oooh..

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