Basic Subroutines
In the town where I was born,
Lived a man who ha-ted C,
And he told us of his life,
And
his brand of subroutines,
And we code on 'till we're done,
On our round computer screens,
And we code just like we're
slaves,
In our Basic subroutines,
We all code using Basic subroutines,
Basic subroutines, Basic subroutines,
We all code using
Basic subroutines,
Basic subroutines, Basic subroutines.
And our friends are all aboard,
Many more of them code next door,
And the band begins to play.
(Trumpets play)
We all code using Basic subroutines,
Basic subroutines, Basic subroutines,
We all code using
Basic subroutines,
Basic subroutines, Basic subroutines.
(Full speed ahead, Mr. Parker, full speed ahead!
Full speed over here, sir!
Action stations!
Action stations!
Aye, aye, sir, fire!
Captain! Captain!)
As we live a life of ease
Every one of us has all we need,(has all we need)
Gaze into, the
computer screen,(gaze into the computer screen)
and our Basic (in our Basic) subroutines. (subroutines) ( Hahaha! )
We all code using Basic subroutines,
Basic subroutines, Basic subroutines,
We all code using
Basic subroutines,
Basic subroutines, Basic subroutines.
(fading)
We all code using Basic subroutines,
Basic subroutines, Basic subroutines,
We all code using
Basic subroutines,
Basic subroutines, Basic subroutines.