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Remember, prevent it falling apart,
Then you can start to make it better...
 
When I started working on my current software project, the team members sat me down and sang this song to me...

Hey Dude
 
Hey dude, don't make it bad.
Take some bad code and make it better.
Remember, prevent it falling apart,
Then you can start to make it better.
 
Hey dude, don't be afraid.
You are paid to go out and fix her.
The minute you place it into trash bin,
Then you begin to make it better.
 
And anytime you feel the pain, hey dude, USE BRAIN,
You carry a tool above your shoulders.
For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.
 
Hey dude, don't let me down.
You have found her, now go and fix her.
Remember, prevent it falling apart,
Then you can start to make it better.
 
So check it out and check it in, hey dude, begin,
You're waiting for someone to brainstorm with.
And don't you know that its just you, hey dude, you'll do,
The improvement you need will make you older.
 
Hey dude, don't make it bad.
Take some bad code and make it better.
Remember to place it into trash bin,
Then you'll begin to make it

Better better better better better better, oh.
Na na na na na ,na na na, hey dude...

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