A note to the environmentalists - this is just a work of satire. And getting offended just contributes a bit
to global warming...
Being Green
It's not that easy bein' green; Having to spend each day fixing Al Gore's pet peeves. When
I think it could be nicer being dead, or recycling gold- or something much more devious like that.
It's not easy bein' green. It seems you throw away so many other ordinary things. And people
tend to pass you over 'cause you're not drinking special kinds of bottled high-class water- or driving cars with prices
that are high.
But green's the duty of every living thing. And green can be cool and friendly-like. And green
can be big like an ocean, or important like a mountain, or tall like a tree.
When green is all there is to be It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why wonder? I
am green and the Earth is my shrine, it's dutiful! And I think it's what I want to be.
