This modern version uses the Internet rather than a telephone...
(user opens web browser)
Pop-up window appears
I'm saying hey web page viewer, please give us a hand Ya gotta help us out 'cause we're the Internet
band We're telling all people that are movin' a mouse With some rocking and rolling on screen in their house Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah....
Rock rock rock rock rock The Internet rock Everybody sing now Rock rock rock The Internet
rock It's the latest thing yeah Rock rock rock The Internet rock Ya know ya hear that ping now Rock rock rock The
Internet rock
web page viewer: Hello? Who is this? What do you mean by popping up and bothering me like this!
Please web page viewer, please give us a chance The people are waiting so please watch as
we dance They want to hear our music yeah they want us to sing So web page viewer please make your browser zing Yeah
yeah yeah....
Rock rock rock rock rock The Internet rock You know you can't go wrong Rock rock rock The
Internet rock Come play us all day long Rock rock rock The Internet rock Just keep the volume strong Rock rock
rock The Internet rock
web page viewer: Listen, if you young scallywags don't stop bothering me I guess I'm gonna call
the police!
Said hey everybody all across the land We're here to entertain you with the Internet band So
take off your shoes start shaking your feet And dance like crazy to our Internet beat Yeah yeah yeah....
Rock rock rock rock rock The Internet rock People don't you hear that drone Rock rock rock The
Internet rock Come on baby see what's shown yeah Rock rock rock The Internet rock Let's hear it one
more time Rock rock rock The Internet rock Watch our page view climb yeah Rock rock rock The internet rock (muffled
by next lines overlapping)
(web page viewer arrives at booth with policeman in tow)
web page viewer: There they are Officer. There are the whippersnappers that have been sending
me pop-up ads!
Rock rock rock The Internet rock Don't ya hear that beat Yeah yeah link won't expire Rock
rock rock The Internet rock I sprung up on ya baby Rock rock rock The Internet rock You're gonna be the retriever
of all my music Rock rock rock The Internet rock It's a good selection baby Rock rock rock The Internet
rock Hey put that mouse down! Where ya going with that mouse click?
(as the user clicks on a link and views another web page)
