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In a cold and far-off place
I watch my E-S-P-N.
Lonely and cold, I would stare off into space
And
it was known that I would cheer now and then.
E-S-P-N, giving me a thrill.
The wind is very still, for the E-S-P- eh-enn...
(occasional, unearthly "oohs" in background now)
Then one day a rocketship
Came racing from the sky.
It landed on the hill and it opened
up a door
And somethin' started comin' outside...
Another E-S-P-N!
(He's not lonely anymo-o-re)
They are giving me a thrill
(There are two that
stand for su-u-ure)
The wind is very still
For the E-S-P- eh-ens!
