Liam Kyle Sullivan originally created this sketch with the subject of news, but at the last minute the entire sequence
was re-shot with the concept of shoes. The rest is history.
Perhaps this one is not for children...
(dad) Happy birthday twins, (brother) A computer and a car!! Thanks mom and dad!! (dad)
Kelly, go ahead and open your present,
*Kelly unwraps present* (Kelly) What the ----?!?! (mom) What'd you expect??? (brother)
Nice present Kelly! (Kelly) Shutup ----! (brother) ----! (Kelly) I'm gunna slap you!
(brother) I'm an athlete! (mom) Stop fighting you two are twins for goodness sakes, don't they have
the same thoughts? (Kelly) NEWS (brother) playstation (dad) fiscal responsibility (mom)
Dick Cheney! *Kelly gets up* (dad) Kelly where are you going?? (Kelly) Out (mom) ---- (dad)
Kelly, what are you going to do with your life??? (Kelly) I'm going to get what I want . *as music starts to play*
(dad) ----
News. News. News. Oh my God. News. Let's get some news. Let's get some news. Let's
get some news. Let's get some news. News. News. Oh, my God, news. News. This news rules. This news sucks. This
news rules. This news sucks! News. News. News. Oh, my God, news. This news rules. This news sucks. This
news sucks. This news sucks! I think you read too much news. Shut up! I think you read too much news. Shut
up! I think you read too much news. Shut up! I think you read too much news. Shut up! Stupid boy. Stupid
boy. Let's get some news. Let's party. This news is three hundred dollars. This news is three hundred dollars. This
news is three hundred wonderful dollars. Let's get 'em! Um...this newspaper style runs small. I don't think you're gonna
see it. I mean, your nose is kinda big. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, by the way lady, HAVE A NICE DAY.
