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To Be A Texter (To Be A Lover, Billy Idol)

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To Be A Texter (To Be A Lover, Billy Idol)
 
Have I told you
Lately that I'll text you
If I din't, darlin',
You see, I'm so sorry
Didn't I reach out
And text you
With these lovin' arms
Well, if I didn't, oh baby.
Well, I'm so sorry
 
When I realized that you need text too,
Gonna spend my life sendin' text to you.
Got to be a texter.
Have mercy.
Forgot to be a texter, babe. (Have mercy)
Forgot to be a texter. (Have mercy)
Forgot to be a texter.
Make it on through to you somehow. (Have mercy, baby)
Got to be a texter, babe. (Forgot to be a texter)
Woo! Woo!
 
Well, did I ask you,
Yes, would you come and share,
Oh, share,
Oh, the burden and the cost
That's at thumb's command
Didn't I say
IWALU
That you long to see
To show how much I care
 
Well, when I realize
That you need text too,
Gonna spend my life
Sendin' text to you
Forgot to be a texter,
Have mercy
 
Well, well I worked all day
Hard as I can
Worked all night, didn't make me a man.
(Forgot to be a texter)
Have mercy, Oo,
 
When I realized
That you need text too,
Gonna spend my life
Sendin' text to you. (Forgot to be a texter)
Got to be a texter, babe.
Oo, mercy. (Have mercy)
Have mercy, baby. (Have mercy, baby)
 
I'm gonna make it on through
To you somehow,
So have mercy. (Have mercy, have mercy, baby)
 
Have I told you,
Yes, lately that I'll text you
If I didn't, oh baby,
Yes, I'm so sorry.
Ah, but you know I'll really text you, baby.(Love you baby)
I'll really text you baby (Love you baby)
I'll really send you baby (Need you baby)
I'll really text you baby (Want you baby)
 
When I realized,
That you need text too,
I'm gonna spend my life
Sendin' text,
Sendin' text,
Sendin' text to you
Well, I worked all day
As hard as I can,
Worked all night,
It didn't make me a man, babe.
(Forgot to be a texter) (Have mercy)
Oo, have mercy baby (Have mercy)
Have mercy baby (Have mercy)
Oo, have mercy baby (Have mercy baby)
Oo, make it through.
 
Well, when I realized that you need text too,
I'm gonna spend my life,
Gotta spend my life sendin' text to you.

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