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I Think I Love Glue (I Think I Love You)
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David Cassidy's earlier music had immature themes, and this song was rejected by his producers for obvious reasons. A clever re-write was attempted and the result was history...

I Think I Love Glue (I Think I Love You)
 
ba ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba
ba ba-ba ba ba
 
I'm huffing
And right in the middle of the regime
like all at once I wake up
From something that keeps knocking at my brain
Before I go insane
I hold my pillow to my head
And spring up in my bed
Screaming out the words I dread:
"I think I love glue!" (I think I love glue)
 
This morning, I woke up sort of reeling
I didn't know how to deal with
And so I just decided to myself
I'd hide it to myself
And never talk about it
And didn't I go and shout it
When you walked into my room.
"I think I love glue!" (I think I love glue)
 
I think I love glue
So what am I so afraid of?
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of
A love there is no cure for
I think I love glue
I won-der what glue is made of?
Though it worries me to say
I've never felt this way
 
I don't know what I'm up against
I don't know what its all about
I've got so much to think about
Hey..
 
I think I love glue
So what am I so afraid of?
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of
A love there is no cure for
I think I love glue
I won-der what glue is made of?
Though it worries me to say
I've never felt this way
 
Believe me
You really don't have to worry
I only want to make you happy
And if you say,
hey, go away, I will
But I think better still
I ought to stay around and sniff glue
Do you buy this by the case?
Let me put this to your face:
Do you think you love glue?
I think I love glue!

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