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A Couple of Trips to WalMart (Total Eclipse of the Heart, Nicki French)

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Your store is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
I always take my credit card before I embark...
 
Some people love to shop at Wal-Mart, almost too much...
 
Wal-Mart decided to hire a cheap song writer to create a commercial advertising their store.
 
Unfortunately, the song writer stole the music and much of the lyrics from a popular song, and so it could not be used.

(Loaded down...)
Every now and then
I get a little bit lonely
prices never coming down
(Loaded down...)
Every now and then
I get a little bit tired
of listening to the sound of my tears
(Loaded down...)
Every now and then
I get a little bit nervous
that the best of all the sales have gone by
(Loaded down...)
Every now and then
I get a little bit terrified
and then I see the price of your buys
(Loaded down, supplies)
Every now and then I take a cart
(Loaded down, supplies)
Every now and then I take a cart
 
And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you'll only price it right
I'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be pricing it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only pushing a cart
There's nothing I can do
A Couple of trips to WalMart
 
(Loaded down...)
Every now and then I know you'll never be the store you always wanted to be
(Loaded down...)
Every now and then I know you'll always be the only store who wanted me the way that I am
(Loaded down...)
Every now and then I know there's no store in the universe as magical and wonderous as you
(Loaded down...)
Every now and then I know there's nothing any better and there's nothing like a look at a shoe
(Loaded down, supplies)
Every now and then I take a cart
(Loaded down, supplies)
Every now and then I take a cart
 
And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you'll only price it right
I'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be pricing it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
I can take it to the end of the line
Your store is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
I always take my credit card before I embark
I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
 
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only pushing a cart
Nothing I can do
Couple of trips to WalMart
 
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only pushing a cart
Nothing I can do
Couple of trips to WalMart
 

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