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Hunger Pangs (She Bangs, Ricky Martin)
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Ricky Martin's first attempt at She Bangs was a lyrical failure, and he almost abandoned the song. His producers suggested that he try again with an idea other than food.
 
Here are the original (rejected) lyrics.
 
Ummm... I sort of have the hots for Shego.

Hunger Pangs
 
Talk to me
Stom-ach a-flame
You set me off but it's all the same
You lit a fuse and now I'm ticking away
Like a bomb
Yeah, Baby
 
Talk to me
Tell me I'm fine
I eat so much I feel like a swine
You're playing games and now you're hittin' my tum
Like a drum
Yeah, Baby
 
Well if Lady Luck gets on my side
I'm gonna eat this chick-en fried...
I'll let it rough me up
Till it knocks me out
It walks like it talks,
And it talks like it walks
 
[Refrain]
Hunger pangs, hunger pangs
Oh baby
When it moves, it moves
I go crazy
'Cause the food I de-vour and the beer
I will pee
Like every guy in history
Hunger pangs, hunger pangs
I'm wasted by the way it moves
Nothing ever looked so fine
It reminds me that a guy's only got one thing on his mind...
 
Talk to me
Stom-ach  a-flame
(Pepperoni was much to blame)
Your slap ends my mid-day
Nap to the stars
Yeah, Baby
 
Talk to me
Tell me the news
You wear me out with like a million chews
We'll dance until the food goes down
Then you're gone
Yeah, Baby
 
Well if it looks like food should be a crime
You'd better lock me up for life
I'll do the time with a smile on my face
Thinking of food and the beer by the case
 
[Refrain]
Hunger pangs, hunger pangs
Oh baby
When it moves, it moves
I go crazy
'Cause the food I de-vour and the beer
I will pee
Like every guy in history

Hunger pangs, hunger pangs
I'm wasted by the way it moves
Nothing ever looked so fine
It reminds me that a guy's only got one thing on his mind...
 
[Instrumental]
 
Well if Lady Luck gets on my side
I'm gonna eat this chick-en fried...
I'll let it rough me up
Till it knocks me out
It walks like it talks,
And it talks like it walks
 
[Refrain]
Hunger pangs, hunger pangs
Oh baby
When it moves, it moves
I go crazy
'Cause the food I de-vour and the beer
I will pee
Like every guy in history

Hunger pangs, hunger pangs
It moves, it moves
Hunger pangs, hunger pangs
It moves, it moves
 

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