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Oops ! ... I Did It Again (Britney Spears)

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Britney Spears failed miserably with her first attempt at lyrics for her popular hit Oops!... I Did It Again, which was inspired by her Garmin GPS navigator in her car, which she never did figure out how to use.
 
Her producers suggested that she try again, but with a different idea.

 
 
Oops!... I Did It Again Lyrics
Artist(Band):Britney Spears

[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]
 
I think I did it again. You made me believe
This road just dead ends.
Oh, baby;
I might seem like a lush,
But it doesn't mean
That I'm serious.
'Cause to lose all my senses...
That is just so typically me.
Oh, baby; baby.
 
Oops!
... I did it again.
I guess I'm not smart.
Got lost in the game.
Oh, baby; baby.
Oops!
... I'll give you a shove.
That will come from above...
I'm late for my event.
 
You see my problem is this:
I'm dreaming away;
Wishing that arrows, they truly exist.
I cry watching the maze.
Can't you see I'm a fool
In so many ways?
But to lose all my senses...
That is just so typically me.
Baby, oh.
 
Oops!
... I did it again.
I guess I'm not smart.
Got lost in the game.
Oh, baby; baby.
Oops!
... I'll give you a shove.
That will come from above...
I'm late for my event.
 
[Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah]
 
"All aboard!"
"Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have."
"Oh, it's beautiful! But wait a minute, isn't this... ?"
"Yeah, yes, it is."
"But I thought the GPS store stopped carrying this brand of Garmin"
"Well, baby, I went to e-bay and got it for ya."
"Aw, you shouldn't have."
 
Oops!
... I did it again.
I guess I'm not smart.
Got lost in the game.
Oh, baby; baby.
Oops!
... I'll give you a shove.
That will come from above...
I'm late for my event.
 
Oops!
... I did it again.
I guess I'm not smart.
Got lost in the game.
Oh, baby; baby.
Oops!
... I'll give you a shove.
That will come from above...
I'm late for my event.
 
Oops!
... I did it again.
I guess I'm not smart.
Got lost in the game.
Oh, baby; baby.
Oops!
... I'll give you a shove.
That will come from above...
I'm late for my event.

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