I was in a drug store the other day looking for some medicine for athlete's foot. A store clerk approached me and asked
if he could help me find something.
Since there were other people nearby, and I was sort of embarassed, I whispered that I was trying to find something for
athlete's foot. Next thing I know, the store clerks had assembled into a formation, I heard this song playing on the store
intercom and he began singing loudly into a karaoke microphone, causing everyone in the store to turn and stare...
Here's the Anti-fungal (Guns N' Roses)
Here's the anti-fungal Feet are full of flames We got everything you want Sonny we know
the names We are the people that can find Whatever you may need If you got the money sonny We got guarantees
Chorus:
Anti-fungal Here's the anti-fungal Watch it come out when you squ s,s,s,s,,s,s,,s,s,s,,s,s,,s
squeeze, squeeze I wanna serve your need
Here's the anti-fungal You use it day by day If you want it, directions heed But it's
the price you pay And you're so brave - give it a whirl We're always here to please You look braced for last rights But
you won't get them for free Anti-fungal Here's the anti-fungal Use my, my, my cash machine? I, I'll sell
you the cream
Here's the anti-fungal It gets worse there everyday Ya learn ta live like an animal Anti-fungal
there, to-day If you got a hunger for guarantee You'll take it eventually You can have anything you want But you
better not buy it from me
Chorus
Anti-fungal Here's the anti-fungal Watch it come out when you squ s,s,s,s,,s,s,,s,s,s,,s,s,,s
squeeze, squeeze I wanna serve your need
And when you buy you never Ever want to stick around, stick around, stick around, stick around,
YEAH!
You know where you are? You're anti-fungal buddy You're gonna buy... Anti-fungal Here's the
anti-fungal
Watch it come out when you squ s,s,s,s,,s,s,,s,s,s,,s,s,,s squeeze, squeeze Anti-fungal Here's the
anti-fungal Use my, my, my cash machine Anti-fungal Here's the anti-fungal
Watch it come out when you squ s,s,s,s,,s,s,,s,s,s,,s,s,,s squeeze, squeeze Anti-fungal Here's the
anti-fungal Watch it come out when you... It's gonna turn you brown! Ha!
