Why not the world-wide association of 'W' lovers, western hemisphere chapter?
Bert: All right, all right, all right, everybody. Settle down. Come on now, now. (clears his throat) Welcome to the weekly
meeting of the National Association of "W" Lovers. We are gathered here today to pay tribute to that great letter "W" and
the wondrous sound it makes...."Wuh!" Isn't that lovely? "Wuh!" Yeah, it makes the heart pound faster. All right. Now if you'll
all turn to page four in the manual, we will sing the club's song. All right, turn to page four. That's it. All right. Now,
everybody ready? Here we go. (Music starts) I'll begin. You can join in later. Here we go.
(sung) Oh......., what
is the letter we love? What sound are we extra fond of? It's not any trouble You know it's a "W" When you hear
"Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh!"
Without this fine letter You couldn't say "wash" Or "witch," "wax," or "wiggle" My gosh!
Huh! There wouldn't be "wet," "warm," or "walrus" Oh wow! There wouldn't be "wood" Would there now? Uh-uh! Without
this great "Wuh" sound Well, "wink" would be "ink" And "week" would be "eek" Don't you see? Of course. A fine
word like "waffle" Would turn out just "awful" Oh, "W's" grand as can be (All right, everybody!)
(Ernie, the
boy, and the five other men sing along with Bert.)
All: So what is the letter we love? The sound that we're extra
fond of? It's not any trouble You know it's a "W" When you hear "Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh!"