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La la la la, lackluster...

Ernie: [Hi, Bert.]
 
Bert: [Oh. Hi, Ernie. Hey, I've been sitting here trying to think of what we can do with this here, letter "L".]
 
Ernie: [Oh. Well, let's see. You know one thing, you can sing sort of a "La La La" song with the letter "L".]
 
Bert: [Uh, what do you mean?]
 
Ernie: [Well, there are all kinds of pretty words that begin with "L".] (Music starts.) [You know, you can sing a few "La La La's" and some pretty little words, and you'd have a nice little song.]
 
Bert: ["La La La," like that?]
 
Ernie: [Sure. Go ahead. Try it.]
 
Bert: [O.K. Let's see, uh,..]

La, la, la, la . . . Liberal

La, la, la, la, lame-duck
 
Ernie: [Uh-huh.]
 
Bert: La, la, la, la, left-wing [This is fun.]

La, la, la, la, loose with my spending
 
Ernie: [Well, that's not quite what I was thinking about, Bert.]
 
Bert: [No?]
 
Ernie: [I mean there are a lot of pretty "L" words, and I was sort of thinking of the ones that are more lilting and lovely. You know like...]

La, la, la, la, 'lection
 
Bert: [Oh, yeah. I see.]
 
Ernie: La, la, la, la, lobbyist
 
Bert: [Oh, like that. Huh?]
 
Ernie: La, la, la, la, lying
 
Bert: [Ahhhhhh!]
 
Ernie: La, la, la, la, less in the bank.
 
Bert: [Oh! Oh! Ernie, I've got a GREAT "L" word! This is a beauty. Oh, listen to this.]

La, la, la, Less-privacy!
 
Ernie: [Ah, no, Bert, uh..]

Listen to me
'Cause "L" is such a lovely letter
For words like "licorice" and "lace"
The letter "L" lights up your face
So why not la, la, la, la, laaaaaaaaaaaaah...
 
Bert: La, la, la, la, laaaaaaah
 
Ernie: ...with me?
(Bert laughs.)

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