The Speaker of the United States House of Representatives hired a cheap songwriter to make a commercial in order to improve
her image. However, it was discovered that the songwriter stole the theme and most of the words from a Sesame Street song,
and so it could not be used. That was a really bad thing for the songwriter to do. How could he have been so thoughtless?
Nancy Pelosi, you're the one, You make congress lots of fun, Nancy Pelosi, I'm awfully fond of you;
(woh woh, bee doh!)
Nancy Pelosi, joy of joys, When I oppose you, you make noise! Nancy Pelosi, you're my very best friend, it's true!
(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)
CHORUS: Every day when I Make my way to the lobby I find a little woman who's Cute and mellow and clubby (rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)
Nancy Pelosi, you're so fine And I'm lucky you're the party line Nancy Pelosi, I'm awfully fond of you.
CHORUS: Every day when I Make my way to the lobby I find a little woman who's Cute and mellow and clubby (rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)
Nancy Pelosi, you're so fine And I'm lucky you're the party line Nancy Pelosi, I'm awfully fond of - Nancy Pelosi,
I'm glad I could bond with - Nancy Pelosi I'm awfully fond of you!
(doo doo, be doo.)
November 6, 2009
Pelosi Breaks Pledge to Put Final Health Care Bill Online for 72 Hours Before Vote
Speaker Nancy Pelosi's office tells THE WEEKLY STANDARD that the speaker will not allow the final language of the health
care to be posted online for 72 hours before bringing the bill to a vote on the House floor, despite her September 24 statement
that she was "absolutely" committed to doing so.
