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Dry Run (Wild One, Jerry Lee Lewis)
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Jerry Lee Lewis was an early computer programmer who got stuck by his team making dry runs of computer code, often spending many hours alone at night at work. Dry runs are an important part of the software testing process, performed by the software developers before the code is turned over to the test team for independent verification and validation.
 
Bored and lazy, and waiting for time-consuming message processing routines to finish, he started improvising on a beat-up piano standing in the corner of his work area, and this was one of his early, rejected songs. It was later re-written to become a classic.

Dry Run (Wild One, Jerry Lew Lewis)
 
Well I am just out of school
I am real real cool
I got the jump got the jive
Got the message I'm alive
 
On a Dry a Dry run!
Ohhh yeah On a Dry run!
I'm gonna keep a workin'
I'm gonna keep a movin' baby
Don't you cramp my style, (I'm) doin' soft-ware trial!!
 
Come on baby work all night long
Work until the fingers wear down to the bone
 
I'm On a Dry run
Ohhh Yeah On a Dry run
I'm gonna keep a workin'
I'm gonna keep a movin' baby
Don't you cramp my style, (I'm) doin' soft-ware trial!
 
[piano solo]
 
Well I gonna work you up at a dis-count rate
Get ready sugar, set the data rate

We're gonna move it all night long
Until A Whole Lotta Workin' Going Be On!
On a Dry run
Ohhh Yeah On a Dry run!
I'm gonna keep a workin'
I'm gonna keep a movin' baby
Don't you cramp my style, (I'm) doin' soft-ware trial!
whoa!
 
[guitar solo]
 
Well I really get to workin' when the sun goes down
Oh after dark I take the server down
Gonna move on I'll make modules flop
When we start to workin' now sure can't stop
 
On a Dry run
Ohh Yeah On a Dry run
I'm gonna keep a workin'
I'm gonna keep a movin' baby
Don't you cramp my style, (I'm) doin' soft-ware trial!

(I'm) doin' soft-ware trial!
(I'm) doin' soft-ware trial!
(I'm) doin' soft-ware trial!
WATCH OUT!! 

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