In this modern version of a song by Reba McEntire, Reba wonders if her e-mail account was set up properly when she hasn't
heard from a friend in a long time.
Why Haven't I Been E-Mailed From You
Well back in 1973 an ol' boy named Cerf Invented a contraption that you and I surf By the 1990's you
could boot without diskette It's a crazy little thing they call the Internet You log-in in every corner,in the back
of every bar You can logon in your briefcase,on a plane or in your car
Chorus: So tell me why,haven't I, been e-mailed from you Tell me why,haven't I, been e-mailed from
you I said now darlin',honey,what is your excuse Why haven't I been e-mailed from you
Well there's no problem gettin to me baby you can use Outlook I got hotmail and M-S-N I'm even on Facebook the
service man he told me that my D-S-L was workin' fine And I have come to the conclusion trouble isn't with my line I'm
sure the computer store will make a bill of review So text me for assisstance if this all confuses you
Chorus: So tell me why,haven't I,been e-mailed from you Tell me why,haven't I,been e-mailed from you I
said now darlin',honey,what is your excuse Why haven't I been e-mailed from you
There'd better be a flood A landslide of mud A fire that burns up the wires And thunder so loud
with black funnel cloud A natural disaster I know nothin about
Chorus: Tell my why,haven't I,been e-mailed from you Tell me why,haven't I,been e-mailed from you,yeah I
said now darlin',honey,what is your excuse Why haven't I been e-mailed from you
Chorus: Tell me why,haven't I,been e-mailed from you Tell me why,haven't I,been e-mailed from you I
said now darlin',honey,what is your excuse Why haven't I been e-mailed from you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you.
