Larry Clown (Leroy Brown, Jim Croce)
Well the South side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better
just beware
Of a clown named Larry Clown
Now Larry more than trouble
You see he loved the liquor store
All the downtown ladies dug his clown-suit
cov-er
All the men just heard him slur
Chorus:
And it's bad, bad Larry Clown
The baddest clown in the whole damned town
Baddest of the clowns gone
wrong
And meaner in his on-line blog
Now Larry he a prank-ster
And he like his clowning clothes
And he like to wave his rubber chicken
In
front of everybody's nose
He got a wa-ter squir-ting flow-er
He got a small tri-cy-cle too
He got a red bul-bous
horn in his pocket for fun
He got a flipper for each shoe
Chorus:
And it's bad, bad Larry Clown
The baddest clown in the whole damned town
Baddest of the clowns gone
wrong
And meaner in his on-line blog
Now Friday 'bout a week ago
Larry with his vice...
And at the edge of the bar
Sat a girl named
Doris
And oo that girl looked nice
Well he cast his eyes upon her
And the trouble soon began
Cause Larry Clown
learned a lesson
Bout messin' with the wife of a jealous man
Chorus:
And it's bad, bad Larry Clown
The baddest clown in the whole damned town
Baddest of the clowns gone
wrong
And meaner in his on-line blog
Well the two men took to fighting
And when they pulled them off the floor
Larry cradled his big red
schnozzle, said
"Barkeep, I'll have 1 more,"
Chorus:
And it's bad, bad Larry Clown
The baddest clown in the whole damned town
Baddest of the clowns gone
wrong
And meaner in his on-line blog
Chorus:
And it's bad, bad Larry Clown
The baddest clown in the whole damned town
Baddest of the clowns gone
wrong
And meaner in his on-line blog
Baddest of the clowns gone wrong
And meaner in his on-line blog
