I like my new putter,
I don't give a damn,
That's what always saves me,
When I'm in a jam.

 

He likes his new putter,
He don't give a damn,
That's what always saves him,
When he's in a jam.

 

She don't hook into windows,
She don't look for her breaks,
Don't listen to her mutter,
She drives it in the lake.

 

He likes his new putter,
He don't give a damn,
That's what always saves him,
When he's in a jam.

 

Got out early one morning,
Much to my surprise,
She was making practice shots
With some other guy.

 

No more sharing putter,
No more give a damn,
I found my baby driving
With some other man.