Your Representatives in congress like to whimper and whine when they can't get earmarks in spending bills for their districts.
Whimper and Whine (2010 version)
We are the reps known as whimper and whine Whimper and whine, whimper and whine That's what we do
when we're at bud-get time Whimper and whine, whine, whine
If you bud-get freeze, we hardly can wait To whimper and whine till they fa-vor our state
Oh, we are the reps known as whimper and whine Whimper and whine, whimper and whine It's not very
nice but it always works fine To whimper and whine, whine, whine
Oh we love ear-marks, we whimper for more And whine till our one group turns into three more
Yes, we are the reps known as whimper and whine Whimper and whine, whimper and whine That's what we
do when we're at bud-get time Whimper and whine, whine, whine
The outlook is bad and Rahm wants our seat Till we whine our election to all those we meet Whine,
whine, whimper whimper whimper whimper
We are the reps known as whimper and whine Wondering why we're despised all the time Maybe it's cause
no one else thinks it's fine To whimper and whine, whine, whine To whimper and whine, whine, whine To whimper and
whine, whine, whine!